|1.||You're So Good At Sports|
Adj. - To be good at sports is like saying "YOU REALLY FUCKED UP!!!" in something.
Jeff: "Hey guys i'm gonna make this half court shot"
*hits special ed. kid in head*
People: "OH SHIT!"
Jeff: "Guys chill out.. I don't wanna get in trouble."
(2 Minutes Later)
Gym Teacher: "JEFF!!! Office...NOW!"
(45 Minutes Later)
People: "What happened? You get in trouble?"
Jeff: "Detention for thursday..."
People: "Jeff You're So Good At Sports!"
|2.||Smith Center, KS|
A town in north central Kansas whose population is under 2000 people. It's a good place to live if you enjoy being bored off your ass. Those who are good at sports and/or are related to members of the Chamber of Commerce, City Council, and School Board find growing up in Smith Center to to be quite enjoyable. Everyone else describes the experience as being akin to that of Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter. There are a few good teachers there but the High School prefers to employ coaches who try to squeeze in a little teaching on the side. Most residents have nothing better to do than pry in other people's business. People there will be nice to your face for the most part, but they will talk shit on you the minute you turn your back. Also, if you're ever there be sure to visit one of the 75 churches.
Home of the Smith Center Redmen
Guy 1: Dude are you from Smith Center, KS?
Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.
Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.
Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.
Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.
A guy who is of medium/high popularity status that is a cool and reliable kid. He is not the coolest kid but he has awesome looks and has his choice of girls. he is also very good at sports.
Hey that guy is so good at sports! his name should be Justin Salvucci!
|4.||Episcopal High School|
Houston, Texas. The high school where all of the rich druggies, the rich stupid people (usually the same people as the rich druggies in the case of EHS as it turns out), and the ridiculously good (possibly juicing) people at sports go
I am a rich stupid druggie and go to Episcopal High School
I am good at sports, so i go to EHS
the mayor of a small town, which excells at sports and academics.
dude 1: dude, that town is so good at sports!
dude 2: it must have a noreen!
an amazingly hott guy who knows how to dance and has a big dick according to people i know, anthonys are naturaly good at sports and are verry popular. especially with the ladys.
girl 1;dude did you see that anthony? hes so hott and so good at sports. hes also really popular i herd.
girl 2; yeah i herd that to and he is, i think he has a gf tho.
girl 1; i bet, shes so luckyy.
A small town in south jersey with a population of about 5000 to 8000. Known for kids extremely good at sports and guys that have really big dicks. kids here go to haddon heights high school and are really fast.
Damien: yo is that kid from barrington cause he's really good at sports and really fast too.
Jane: yeah he is. you should see his dick too.