Goochaplegic 

One who is paralyzed from the gooch down.

1.Wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good.

2.Serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance class, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a Goochaplegic.

3.
Serena: "Aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!"

Goochaplegic by Joanna Anthony Chrissy March 2, 2009

Goochstache 

The hair lining your gooch

i have a goochstache

Goochstache by Homie Mamedis February 18, 2005

Gooch slap 

During intercourse the creating of a loud popping noise by slapping the area betwixt the scrotal sac and the rectal region

This is fun baby time for a gooch slap

Gooch slap by My name February 11, 2003

Gooch Slap 

The act of slapping a man in the gooch.

Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin

Steve: hey Vic, if you don;t get your act together i'm gonna come over there and slap you in the gooch

Victor: Whatever

Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*

Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!

Gooch Slap by Mullet Boss October 27, 2009

goochstrap 

Male Underwear. The fabric holding up the gooch.

Pull up your Goochstrap boys and get to business.

goochstrap by awetexplosion December 6, 2010

goochland 

small county in virginia, filled with hicks/rednecks and losers who all have extremely large gooches. Reilly Meng really likes those gooches.
(thanks gabe)

i live in goochland, it sucks, i hate it.

goochland by Will January 29, 2005

coochslapping 

When two females have sex. Using their VAGINAS.

"Kaitlin was coochslapping with Taylor last night. Gawd, what lesbians."

coochslapping by Cooterface May 16, 2006