goochess
a gooch that is old crusty, hairy, sweaty, soggy, smelly, chunky,and has never seen the light of day it only comes out at night.
goochess by poowaker69 May 25, 2007
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To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.
Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.
gooched on by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015
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goochy by canadiangumdrop October 1, 2015
goocher
When picking odd man out by flipping coins, a goocher is when all coins land tails side up. See: Stand By Me
goocher by Tresser McKay May 12, 2004
Goocher
from the classic movie "Stand by Me".
Chris: Girls call it. We'll flip for it.
Gordie: Okay. Odd man goes?
Teddy: That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod!
Vern: Four tails! Oh Jesus, man, that's a goocher!
Others: Come on man. That doesn't mean anything!
Vern: No man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken
and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me
they were flipping for beers. An' they came up a goocher just before
they got into the car. And bang! They all got totalled! I don't like
this. Sincerely.
Teddy: Verno! Nobody believes in that crap about moons and goochers! It's
babystuff! Now come on. Flip again. Gonna flip or not?
Chris: Girls call it. We'll flip for it.
Gordie: Okay. Odd man goes?
Teddy: That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod!
Vern: Four tails! Oh Jesus, man, that's a goocher!
Others: Come on man. That doesn't mean anything!
Vern: No man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken
and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me
they were flipping for beers. An' they came up a goocher just before
they got into the car. And bang! They all got totalled! I don't like
this. Sincerely.
Teddy: Verno! Nobody believes in that crap about moons and goochers! It's
babystuff! Now come on. Flip again. Gonna flip or not?
Ah man, I just drew the Queen of Spades three times in a row. That's a goocher if I have ever seen one.
Goocher by The Market Huddle April 13, 2020
Goochy Goochy Face Face
Goochy Goochy Face Face
A game invented in the late 1990s by ex-England cricketer Graham Gooch.
A drink fuelled night out celebrating a test victory over Scotland turned sour when the England cricket team were denied entry to the V.I.P room in Stringfellow's. So incensed by this, Graham Gooch barged his way into the room to find it occupied by the Neville brothers celebrating a victory over Crystal Palace.
In an alcohol fuelled rage Graham lowered his pants and began to 'gooch' Gary Neville whilst shouting 'Goochy Goochy Face Face'.
The incident made headlines in all the Sunday papers and the two have not spoken since.
The object of the game is to place ones bare gooch on the opponents face while he/she is trying to do the same.
Goochy Goochy Face Face can be declared at anytime and anyplace with many bouts spontaneously starting during major sporting events and civil ceremonies.
Upon declaring 'Goochy Goochy Face Face' partcipants must remove ones clothes and try to 'Gooch' their opponent.
The contest continues until one participant is victorious.
The sport has quite and underground following which probably peaked in early 2002 when Chuck Norris knocked out Christian Slater with his patented 'Roundhouse Gooch'.
Chuck was later banned from the sport after killing two of the original members of Franz Ferdinand.
This paved the way for current fans favourite, Prince and his flamboyant overhead gooch manoeuvre which is loved by fans world wide.
A game invented in the late 1990s by ex-England cricketer Graham Gooch.
A drink fuelled night out celebrating a test victory over Scotland turned sour when the England cricket team were denied entry to the V.I.P room in Stringfellow's. So incensed by this, Graham Gooch barged his way into the room to find it occupied by the Neville brothers celebrating a victory over Crystal Palace.
In an alcohol fuelled rage Graham lowered his pants and began to 'gooch' Gary Neville whilst shouting 'Goochy Goochy Face Face'.
The incident made headlines in all the Sunday papers and the two have not spoken since.
The object of the game is to place ones bare gooch on the opponents face while he/she is trying to do the same.
Goochy Goochy Face Face can be declared at anytime and anyplace with many bouts spontaneously starting during major sporting events and civil ceremonies.
Upon declaring 'Goochy Goochy Face Face' partcipants must remove ones clothes and try to 'Gooch' their opponent.
The contest continues until one participant is victorious.
The sport has quite and underground following which probably peaked in early 2002 when Chuck Norris knocked out Christian Slater with his patented 'Roundhouse Gooch'.
Chuck was later banned from the sport after killing two of the original members of Franz Ferdinand.
This paved the way for current fans favourite, Prince and his flamboyant overhead gooch manoeuvre which is loved by fans world wide.
Goochy Goochy Face Face by Jean Claude Van Damme February 7, 2006