wanna be pimp, player
someone who has no game, style, or moves...
Someone who tries to be a ladies man but hooks up with a roommates sister.
Could be a nice guy but tries to hard
When picking odd man out by flipping coins, a goocher
is when all coins land tails side up. See: Stand By Me
Oh man, that's a goocher
Freaky /creepy shit happens, but not necessarily a bad or negative thing..
When singing or humming a song, and then turning on the radio to find that very song playing.. Classic Goocher
Picking up the phone to call someone, only to have them call you before you even have a chance to dial.. Definitely a Goocher
E-mailing someone only to recieve an e-mail from them on the same subject seconds before you send yours... Now that's a Goocher
Was also quoted in "Stand by Me"
Absolutely nothing. Zero.
"Playing cards, I dealt Paul a goocher, and he went back 5 points."
The act of a female going down on her male partner then licking and feelling his gooch
area. The gooch is the area between a man's ball sack and asshole. A goocher is known to be the most pleasing and sluttiest sexual favor that can be given to a man.
Intoxicated Slut: "Yeaaaah, i'm gonna get some gooch tonight.. i'm going to give my guy a hot, dirty goocher."
When the clock strikes a point where all the numbers are the same, a person has to call "Goocher! I win!" If two people call the Goocher at the same time, they must repeat "Eat me cocksucker!" until one person gives up and the person who repeats it longer claims the Goocher. Getting a Goocher is good luck.
1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55, 10:10, 11:11 and 12:12. Note that 5:05, 6:06, 7:07, 8:08 and 9:09 are not Goochers. 11:11 is the Super Goocher and must be called as such.
person who likes to touch, lick, or flick gooches (plural for gooch)
Check this guy out, looks like a real goocher!
A goocher is the skin surrounding the penis of a male dog.
The vet covered the goocher with gauze while neutering my German Shepard.