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The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.
That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.

My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.

After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.

Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.

He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.
by merlineternal January 20, 2008
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When in competition being defeated without scoring. To be Shutout.
Don't even step to Me Aaron, last time we played you got gooched.

Damn Skaz beat you 48-0? You got straight gooched!
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wronged or screwed over, especially in relation to UVA on-grounds housing; getting a terrible room assignment in all possible aspects
(Upon seeing one's housing assignment): "DUDE, I totally got gooched! This sucks...I'm finding an apartment instead..."

"HAHAHA. You got assigned to Gooch/Dillard?! BAHAHAH, yeah, someone totally gooched you!"
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touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.
dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting
by jones April 20, 2005
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means cool/really good or cushdy
word invented by robert shierby
that car is gooched man
by john moss May 27, 2004
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The act of hitting, touching, poking, ect. of the female lower regions.
"Dude, that guy just gooched me with his lacrosse stick!"

"I just wanna gooch you with my fist!"
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can be used in many contexts, one of which is feeling rough the morning after the night before.
"I went out last night and got GRAHAM GOOCHED"!
by Rimpat Sunpat March 14, 2006
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