The name given to any hanging piece of biological matter that resembles the post-pubescent testes or chicken's wattle and wobbles uncontrollably and hilariously.

Found mainly in the neck region but not confined to it and most prevalent in elderly persons who may have undergone substantial weight loss.
Jimmy: Have you seen Austin Powers: Goldmember?
Mo: OMG yeah! Fat Bastard's gooch was minging!

Graham: This meal is lovely thanks Gethin. Haha, look at that man over there. He's got a gooch and it wobbles as he eats!

Gooches (or Geech as they are often termed in plural) are characterised by a jelly-like wobble. If they don't - it's more than likely a Gooch wannabee!
by WizWaz December 02, 2010
1.The skin between your testicles and asshole

2. *Can also be used as an insult to someone*
1. I spent 45 minutes tickling my gooch.

2. Give me my money, you gooch!
by imapedo November 27, 2010
The space between a male's nad hammock and the dark star aka the man cave.
The area is sensitive as it is a seam created when doctors sew the two halves of men together just after birth.
There are no inhabitants of the gooch - only the underclass citizens of the genitalia region.
After killing both of the hookers and stealing the money Paul Revere got himself a massage for his gooch at a five-star vietnamese massage palace in SoHo.
by ChazFay3 November 26, 2010
late 20th century word for vagina (Canadian), in vogue among lesbians.
Oh Doris, let me get that gooch!
by Hal Jackson April 06, 2006
The part Between your Anus and your balls... Sometime may be hairy.
Gosh Todd you sure do have red gooch hairs!

p.s. pope is gay!
by GOOCH MASTER April 04, 2006
between the butthole and the sak ,the one thing men still have after divorce.
It looks like a turtle.meow.GOOCH
by 123mandee123 August 08, 2010
1. Is best known as a part of the male anatomy.

2. It can also be someone's name or nickname.
1. The Gooch is located between the testicles and anus.

2. Hello my name is Byrce but I am better known as Gooch.
by dem3 February 03, 2010

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