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The spot your mom likes to lick me at.
"God dude your mom just loves lickin my Gooch."
by i had ur mom April 18, 2009
the line between your balls and ass
this girl licked me in my gooch
by soerhgk;s May 09, 2007
A person who tell people they never loved them at all.
Girl: "I never loved you!"
Boy: Your such a Gooch!"
by Crstn March 10, 2007
the useless piece of skin between a mans ball sack and anus, funnily enough I once went out with a 'gooch' and yeah that just about sums him up
"after sucking my nuts she tickled my gooch with her tongue as she moved closer to my shaft"
by Antje Habedank December 20, 2005
A feeble weak minded organism usually found monging out on a chair looking dazed struggling to communicate with his peers. He is the originator of the language known as “Goochish” which basically involves slurring words as much as possible, responding with growling and grunting noises when English talking folk question what he just said. He tends to dispense common phrases during conversation because thinking is such an exhausting activity for him. He has no hobbies or pastimes other than playing his Xbox and “Big Chillin” (Long vigorous sessions of masturbating). There are rumours that Gooch is actually gay because he sadly hasn’t actually touched a female before and dresses in tight metrosexual catalogue clothing, also moves in an all round camp manner. Every time he eats he is guaranteed to spill half of his meal onto himself but even if he doesn’t he’ll use his socks to clean his hands up afterwards. He is extremely clumsy, on one occasion managed to lose all his money during one evening in 3 separate places. He likes to be in solitary confinement playing Battlefield 2 and making dumb desktop backgrounds he finds cool but really he likes the isolation because there isn’t anyone to laugh at the retarded things he does.
"Oh my god Gooch has broken 3 IPods in about 3 months!"

Dave: Why are you called Gooch?
Nathan Gauci: Because i'm named after the space between your ball sack and asshole.
Dave: ...Oh
by Matthew Szwandt May 30, 2006
The place between the vagin and the asshole.
by Andrew3456476567567 July 10, 2008
a character for Diff-rent Strokes. He was the bully of Arnold
Arnaold was licking the Gooch's gooch after the quarrel
by matt b April 14, 2003