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A person so invested in a specific topic that any time the subject is breached they ruin the conversation by picking apart banal minutiae for an extended period of time
Tom: "What did you think about Inception?"
Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."
by zachfree January 27, 2011
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A guy,s area between ball sac and anus equalls gooch. Women,s area betweem pussy,and anus equalls cooch.
Man, I,m really worried about the pilodial cyst on my gooch. The Dr. tried to examine it, and the damn thing showed evasive manuevers. They remember! I have to get a hunter killer to lance it for me.
by EH of HB November 15, 2007
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The windy road/dirt track between ones anum and ones marbles.

A.K.A "Biffins bridge", "the vinegar tract" (see man vinegar) or "The Graham" as in graham gooch.
My biffins bridge stinks of man vinegar!

"NO you can't put ya vibrator up my ass pipe! but ya can rest on my gooch....mmmmmmmmmmmmm!"
by skoint September 01, 2006
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the flabby bit of skin between the nootsack and butthole
tends to get very very sweaty on hot humid days
(on a hot humid summer day) JESUS CHRIST..my gooch is so sweaty it could hydrate a third world country

yeaaa bitch lick mah gooch
by yeaaa August 02, 2006
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1. The area between a man's nutsack and asshole.
2. A stupid, annoying person.
1. My gooch was itchy as hell today.
Damn, my gooch is sweaty as hell.
Fuck, you kicked me right in the gooch.
That bitch licked my gooch all night long.

2. Man your such a fucking gooch!
Yeah, that faggot is such a gooch.
Why do you always have to be such a gooch?!
Shit, my mom is being so fucking goochy.
by GoochGoblin July 11, 2006
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the site between your nuts and ass hole
That girl went to kick me in the
nuts, but she kick me in the gooch.
by Collin L December 01, 2005
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the soft, tissu like area that goes from behind your bollock sack, through to the start of your arse crack
"Hey James you have such a sweaty old gooch i can just about smell it from here you filty cow!"

(james) "I'm just about to wipe it with my tis-sue!"

"What a hussy"
by Roger Wooderson November 27, 2005
4 21
The part between your asshole and your balls.
The section below your balls thats all hairy
by Jon March 18, 2003
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