A person so invested in a specific topic that any time the subject is breached they ruin the conversation by picking apart banal minutiae for an extended period of time
Tom: "What did you think about Inception?"
Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."
#nerd #dork #geek #fanboy #trekkie #bore
by zachfree January 27, 2011
- If your a skateboarder from Gladewater named Eric "The Gooch" Lewis your 2nd name is Gooch! or The Gooch.

Gooch, "Random Fag has a small penis".

For others look up "Joo!" and "Random Fag".
- Watch Gooch! fall
- Your such a dumbass Gooch!
by Kalan Petty June 27, 2004
The name given to any hanging piece of biological matter that resembles the post-pubescent testes or chicken's wattle and wobbles uncontrollably and hilariously.

Found mainly in the neck region but not confined to it and most prevalent in elderly persons who may have undergone substantial weight loss.
Jimmy: Have you seen Austin Powers: Goldmember?
Mo: OMG yeah! Fat Bastard's gooch was minging!

Graham: This meal is lovely thanks Gethin. Haha, look at that man over there. He's got a gooch and it wobbles as he eats!

Gooches (or Geech as they are often termed in plural) are characterised by a jelly-like wobble. If they don't - it's more than likely a Gooch wannabee!
#scrotum #scrot #westernese manitee #wobble wobble #wattle
by WizWaz December 02, 2010
1.The skin between your testicles and asshole

2. *Can also be used as an insult to someone*
1. I spent 45 minutes tickling my gooch.

2. Give me my money, you gooch!
#taint #skin #bum #testicles #anus #raw
by imapedo November 27, 2010
The space between a male's nad hammock and the dark star aka the man cave.
The area is sensitive as it is a seam created when doctors sew the two halves of men together just after birth.
There are no inhabitants of the gooch - only the underclass citizens of the genitalia region.
After killing both of the hookers and stealing the money Paul Revere got himself a massage for his gooch at a five-star vietnamese massage palace in SoHo.
#the 'hood of the balls #the scranton #cat steven's sleeve #the demilitarized zone #the ballsack's cousin #the bridge to butthole
by ChazFay3 November 26, 2010
The area between a man's scrotum and asshole. Commonly confused with the "taint", the gooch is discerned by the obvious cleft that runs longitudinally down the center.
A square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not always a square.

A gooch is a taint, but a taint is not always a gooch.
#taint #gooch #croch #asshole #scrotum
by goochrider March 11, 2010
The are between your chocolate starfish and your tube steak.
As Linda was rimming George, she was taken by surprise by the saltiness of his GOOCH.
#taint #cooch #chooch #pernium #gaviland-you taint gettin' in
by Doctor J. Weezey September 09, 2006
The part Between your Anus and your balls... Sometime may be hairy.
Gosh Todd you sure do have red gooch hairs!

p.s. pope is gay!
#hair #skin #flap #pope #cool
by GOOCH MASTER April 04, 2006
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