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A person so invested in a specific topic that any time the subject is breached they ruin the conversation by picking apart banal minutiae for an extended period of time
Tom: "What did you think about Inception?"
Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."
by zachfree January 27, 2011
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1.The skin between your testicles and asshole

2. *Can also be used as an insult to someone*
1. I spent 45 minutes tickling my gooch.

2. Give me my money, you gooch!
by imapedo November 27, 2010
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The space between a male's nad hammock and the dark star aka the man cave.
The area is sensitive as it is a seam created when doctors sew the two halves of men together just after birth.
There are no inhabitants of the gooch - only the underclass citizens of the genitalia region.
After killing both of the hookers and stealing the money Paul Revere got himself a massage for his gooch at a five-star vietnamese massage palace in SoHo.
by ChazFay3 November 26, 2010
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late 20th century word for vagina (Canadian), in vogue among lesbians.
Oh Doris, let me get that gooch!
by Hal Jackson April 06, 2006
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The part Between your Anus and your balls... Sometime may be hairy.
Gosh Todd you sure do have red gooch hairs!

p.s. pope is gay!
by GOOCH MASTER April 04, 2006
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between the butthole and the sak ,the one thing men still have after divorce.
It looks like a turtle.meow.GOOCH
by 123mandee123 August 08, 2010
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This is the term for the male taint. Also known as the area between the 'hung' and the 'bung'.
Her nose was tickling my gooch while I was teabagging her.
by Hugh G Wrection May 20, 2010
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1. Is best known as a part of the male anatomy.

2. It can also be someone's name or nickname.
1. The Gooch is located between the testicles and anus.

2. Hello my name is Byrce but I am better known as Gooch.
by dem3 February 03, 2010
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