A person so invested in a specific topic that any time the subject is breached they ruin the conversation by picking apart banal minutiae for an extended period of time
Tom: "What did you think about Inception?"
Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."
by zachfree January 27, 2011
Gooch, Graham: retired English crickter. Played for Essex CCC (1973-2000) and England (1975-1995), both of which he captained. Prolific run scorer.
Test batting average: 42.58
First-class batting average: 49.01
Q: Mate, who's the best English batsman of the past twenty years?
A: It's gotta be Gooch
by Mr P Bateman August 15, 2005
a gut and a cooch
look at the gooch on that fat chick!
by urban o.g. July 24, 2012
The middle part between your asshole and vagina
My gooch ripped when i had my baby and they had to sew it back together.
by byee December 11, 2011
What Adam Wilson most looks like....
Holy S**t that guy looks like a Gooch!!
by DtotheGtotheB December 13, 2010
What it is is what seperate your jewels from the shitter.
A kid rip'd his gooch jumping 13 stairs with his skateboard, as seen on Tosh.0. What an idiot.
by Professer Cookiepants July 01, 2010
not just the area connecting the male genitalia region and the anal cavity, but also the nickname of american star soccer defender, Oguchi Onyewu
after an amazing play by Gooch:

by gooooooooooooooch May 31, 2010

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