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35.
A person so invested in a specific topic that any time the subject is breached they ruin the conversation by picking apart banal minutiae for an extended period of time
Tom: "What did you think about Inception?"
Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."
by zachfree January 27, 2011
 
29.
What Adam Wilson most looks like....
Holy S**t that guy looks like a Gooch!!
by DtotheGtotheB December 13, 2010
 
30.
A delightful character known for her musical skills on the hit tv show Scrubs. The term can also refer to a rather delightful, playful, even awesome fish. Typically, the Gooch is mistakenly called "Rico" or "Rico the Gooch." Everyone with common sense realizes that his name is simply the "Gooch."
A: "Have you seen my delightful, awesome fish?"
B: "Wow, what's his name... Rico?"
A: "No! It's the Gooch! Because he's really awesome and delightful."
by Gooch's #1 fan November 27, 2010
 
31.
Term for an older, bitter engineer or computer programmer that thwarts all requests to do work by employing various strategies such as ignoring the request, complaining they are "too busy", criticizing the request as "completely idiotic" or intimidating the requester until they simply go away crying. Gooches are also great at blaming others when problems arise and are are very successful at getting others to do their work for them because they "can't be bothered".
Boy: Do you think the gooch knows anything about this database?
Girl: I think so, but last week i asked him a question and he almost chopped my head off. You ask him, i don't feel like getting gooched again.
by ZippyFerguson July 26, 2010
 
32.
What it is is what seperate your jewels from the shitter.
A kid rip'd his gooch jumping 13 stairs with his skateboard, as seen on Tosh.0. What an idiot.
by Professer Cookiepants July 01, 2010
 
33.
To hang out or chill with someone or a group of people
A facebook status: "Goochin with the crew"

Texting a friend: "You wanna gooch tonight?"
"You trying to gooch tonight"

Calling someone:
Mike: "What you doing?"
Joe: "Nuttin, goochin with Don and Billy"
by Don Chulo November 26, 2009
 
34.
gooch means cool, chill, fresh, word, chill, sweet, tight, and man doh.
Man, dat new hip hop jam be gooch, playah.
by Curtis Smith March 28, 2007