A person so invested in a specific topic that any time the subject is breached they ruin the conversation by picking apart banal minutiae for an extended period of time
Tom: "What did you think about Inception?"
Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."
by zachfree January 27, 2011
The area between the ball sack and the anal canal.
My gooch is really sweaty.
by chris February 21, 2003
Name of an infamous manchester gang who hail from the alexandra park estate in moss side
they originaly hung around on a street called gooch close which the council renamed westerling way to disascociate it with the gang
"Yo fuck them gooch boys im reppin L$C"
by motopete April 03, 2007
The under carrage of a males ballsack and inbetween the inner cervice of his rectum
Mike is a dirty Gooch.
by tcuch June 16, 2011
A delightful character known for her musical skills on the hit tv show Scrubs. The term can also refer to a rather delightful, playful, even awesome fish. Typically, the Gooch is mistakenly called "Rico" or "Rico the Gooch." Everyone with common sense realizes that his name is simply the "Gooch."
A: "Have you seen my delightful, awesome fish?"
B: "Wow, what's his name... Rico?"
A: "No! It's the Gooch! Because he's really awesome and delightful."
by Gooch's #1 fan November 27, 2010
Term for an older, bitter engineer or computer programmer that thwarts all requests to do work by employing various strategies such as ignoring the request, complaining they are "too busy", criticizing the request as "completely idiotic" or intimidating the requester until they simply go away crying. Gooches are also great at blaming others when problems arise and are are very successful at getting others to do their work for them because they "can't be bothered".
Boy: Do you think the gooch knows anything about this database?
Girl: I think so, but last week i asked him a question and he almost chopped my head off. You ask him, i don't feel like getting gooched again.
by ZippyFerguson July 26, 2010
gooch means cool, chill, fresh, word, chill, sweet, tight, and man doh.
Man, dat new hip hop jam be gooch, playah.
by Curtis Smith March 28, 2007
Gooch, Graham: retired English crickter. Played for Essex CCC (1973-2000) and England (1975-1995), both of which he captained. Prolific run scorer.
Test batting average: 42.58
First-class batting average: 49.01
Q: Mate, who's the best English batsman of the past twenty years?
A: It's gotta be Gooch
by Mr P Bateman August 15, 2005

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