A person so invested in a specific topic that any time the subject is breached they ruin the conversation by picking apart banal minutiae for an extended period of time
Tom: "What did you think about Inception?"
Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."
by zachfree January 27, 2011
the area in between your balls and your ass, very sensitive, good place to rub while playing the trombone
she rubbed my gooch, and i had an orgi, then i fucked her
by screwster May 11, 2005
Area between your asshole and your cock
i had this chick lick my gooch
by war-su-gi January 25, 2003
A lanky blonde womanly boy with glasses who thinks he is cool, but he really really is not.
Aaron: Hey look at they gimpish guy on the red superbyke over there, what a GOOCH!!
by belle&joker June 02, 2009
The penis. That etymology comes from a meat packing company named Gooch that marketed their german sausage as "Gooch Blue Ribbon"
"She wants the gooch." meaning she wants cock or "the blue ribbon sausage."
by MrRoadie May 30, 2009
The skin that is between the Ball sac and the Butt hole.

Sometimes it can get very sweaty down there.

You can also grow a jungle down there.
My Gooch is very sweaty.

My Gooch is very Hairy.
by B-DICK March 18, 2009
In between your ass and your balls or pussy! ROFL
My GOOCH is ichy!
I need to shave my GOOCH
by Jordzz December 02, 2007
A universal word for any curse word.
Go GOOCH yourself!

Suck a GOOCH!

What a fuckin' GOOCH!

Son of a GOOCH!

You little GOOCH!
by xxkingofkingsxx November 14, 2007
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