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A person so invested in a specific topic that any time the subject is breached they ruin the conversation by picking apart banal minutiae for an extended period of time
Tom: "What did you think about Inception?"
Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."
by zachfree January 27, 2011
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Noun, Primaly Determined as the space between the vaginal oraface and the anal oraface, also see, Taint And Chode
she has a small gooch!
by Jackson Hendee November 06, 2007
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In the interest of breaking up the chorus for a moment, it's short for 'Agnes Gooch'. Peggy Cass (actress) played Agnes Gooch in the 1958 film 'Auntie Mame'. Boring I know, but I have to wonder if Patrick Dennis, the author, didn't pick that name on purpose.
Gooch! Could you get the phone please? ... What? Why not?
by Hayseed February 28, 2006
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101.
the part on a male's body between the ass and the penis. it is pinkish in color and usually smells as it retains some of the scent after a bowel movement. it is not so hairy and is less sensitive than the balls or penis.
i shaved my gooch because i lost a bet.
by ny raider fan February 26, 2006
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Noun: that sweet spot between your balls(pussy) and ur ass, usually 1-2 inches big.

synonyms: grundle, taint, famunda.
I shaved my gooch last night.
by yeayo March 02, 2005
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103.
a funny name for a vagina. can also be used for comedic effect for any genitalia. usually shouted.
tash: your a gooch!
danny: *goes to grab tash's gooch* GOOCH!
by dddd04 December 07, 2009
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104.
Gooch is a term that is used by stupid people who have learned it from the show, "Jackass." As the brilliant people on Jackass were talking about a piercing located between the testicles and anus, the moronic crew referred to it as a "Gooch." That created the obvious chain reaction of every dumb teen and frat boy thinking it was hilarious, and thus referring to it as such. Unfortunately, for these dim-witted neanderthals, it is pronounced, "GEESH" and spelled, "Guiche."

A similar example would be when someone asks, "how long did it take you to gauge that?" You cannot use, "gauge" in this way. The proper term would be, "stretch."
Idiot: "Dude, did you see that photo online? That guy had his gooch pierced."

Intelligent: "That would be a Guiche piercing. It's pronounced, 'GEESH.' 'Gee' sounds like, 'key.' God, I fucking hate you."
by ihateeverypersonever April 30, 2009
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The spot your mom likes to lick me at.
"God dude your mom just loves lickin my Gooch."
by i had ur mom April 18, 2009
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