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1. Adam
someone who enjoys a hardy gooch butter sandwich then eats a massive gooch burger

a man who dangles balls into another mans mouth kind of like teabagging but then he stops to tickle him with with his shit crusted gooch hairs
Adam- "im so hungry i could go for a gooch butter sandwich with extra gooch gravy"
Adam 2- sounds amazing im so down ill buy
2. Gooch Honey
The distinct and often gag-inducing smell that emanates from one's gooch after physically exerting oneself.
Dude1: what is that smell?! I feel as if the stank monster just wrested control of my nostrils!
Dude2: my bad, I got some bad gooch honey goin on downstairs.
3. crotch gravy
Partially solid matter that collects on either side of the yam bag, and/or on the gooch.
I had so much crotch gravy you'd think it was a holiday.

by Woody Apr 28, 2003 add a video
4. grundel gravy
The sweat that accumulates in the resevoir that is the spot between the penis (or vagina) and asshole. Usually smells worse than other forms of sweat and is probably toxic.
I went over to my girlfriend's house after soccer last night and while we were fucking around, she cleaned my gooch with her tonque. I'm pretty sure the grundel gravy killed her.
5. Rump Houmous
Sticky anal seepage that causes your butt cheeks to rub together in an uncomfortable manner.
Pass the wet wipes please mother, i've got a bad case of rump houmous that's tearing my gooch raw.
6. African Firework
The act of getting the shits, then proceeding to defecate into a condom. Once this has happened you give the condom to your partner and tell them to blow into it thus expanding the condom and causing it to explode sending bits of shits in every direction but for the majority, the face of the blower.

Also works with any other bodily fluid.
Ex. Cum, Gooch Gravy, Pussy Juice etc.
Joe: Dude, I heard Matt gave Madeline a African Firework last night.

Zac: That is one shitty mess... literally.
7. bisquit bottom
The dimply gelatinous flesh found immediately below the edge of a too tight bathing suit bottom. Found in close proximity to a muffin top!
Wow, look at the bisquit bottom on that girl. All that's missing is the gravy...
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