Goochaplegic 

One who is paralyzed from the gooch down.

1.Wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good.

2.Serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance class, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a Goochaplegic.

3.
Serena: "Aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!"

Goochaplegic by Joanna Anthony Chrissy March 2, 2009

goochalism 

The art of Washing Someone's Gooch for profit.

I performed goochalism on johnathan and made a pretty penny.

goochalism by Brandon Manilly July 31, 2006

Goochcandle 

A waxy build up of smegma that forms between the anus and the scrotum, on the gooch. Left uncleaned it can grow in size and is said to resemble a melted candle - some say that it is the prominant smell/heat of the smegma that associates it with a candle.

Dude, after Burning Man i had the biggest goochcandle .... it took 3 hours to clean, i was nearly sick.

Fuck .... it smells like a goochcandle in here.

A towel floss a day keeps a goochcandle away.

Goochcandle by CheazyE June 2, 2021

goochasaurus 

Acrusty layer of skin over the gooch resembling a dinosaurs rough skin.

The bitches goochasaurus was out in the jungle.

goochasaurus by josh grier July 27, 2005

Goochando 

Gooch in spanish, to chill, hang out with someone or a group of people, or even by yourself.

Facebook Status: "Bout to go goochando with the girls"
"Goochando"

Phone Convo:
Jack: "What you doing brah?"
Nick: "Nothin just got in from Becky's...tired."
Jack: "fuck that, we bout to goochando with her cousin!"
Nick: "Bet! give me 5 minutes!"

Texting:
Boy: "hey baby!"
Girl: "Oh hey! whats up?"
Boy: "Nothing, just trying to see if yo u wanna goochando for a lil bit, catch a flick or something."
Girl: "Ok, ill text when I get out the shower"

Goochando by Don Chulo November 26, 2009

Goochamos 

Is a decendent from a line of words used in slang meaning "good" or "how are you?" Starting from "what's up?" evolving to "whats good?" to "whats gucci?" to "Goochamos". It can be used in many different styles of context.

Dude, I think the cops are following us.

Nah, were goochamos.

or,

How you feeling man?

GOOCHAMOS

or,

Dude, I cant believe we both banged Tracey!

Yea man that Eiffel Tower was goochamos

Goochamos by D. RizZlE October 4, 2012

Goochaholic 

One who is addicted to everything Gooch (the area that connects one's ballsack and asshole)

I can't stop thinking about Johhny's gooch.....or.....Dear god, that is one good looking gooch....or.....I will be back in a few hours, I am going to my weekly goochaholic meeting.

Goochaholic by JVD! July 3, 2009