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gooble - noun

1. An anomalously large collection of goobs (more at geeks) which exhibits violent tendencies in the presence of concepts such as liberty and free speech - prone to wanton acts of informational fascism while accusing its targets of what the gooble itself is doing.

2. An anomalously large collection of goobs which operates in collusion with the pedocidal, soros-funded media and the soros-funded Demonrat Party, providing funding, advertising and censorship support promoting the violent leftist paramilitary mercenary organization cia-fa-antifa-blm-kkk, which dresses in black apparel including masks and helmets, armed with a variety of weapons and waving nazi-communist inspired flags.

The gooble-fa-antifa-blm-kkk is funded and receives pedocidal media support to assault and batter United States Citizens, create civil unrest, and destroy public and private property in collusion with national and local Demonrat politicians, with the apparent secondary objective of sharing sexually transmitted diseases with objects, farm animals and abducted children.

gooble - transitive verb

1. The act of searching for information on the Internet, while avoiding informational fascism and censorship by enemies of the United States of America, especially the gooble-fa-antifa-blm-kkk and its affiliates facebook, twitter, cnn, etc.

(see duckduckgo.com <3 )
"I got attacked by a gooble."

"Uh-oh, what did the doctor say?"

"Herpes and Gonorrhea."

"lol the fluoride-head came back with links to cnn and snopes!! I told him to gooble it."

#google #nigga #censorship #butthurt
by DonaldGarrett August 29, 2017
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man or boy who is amateur,but pretend to be mature.No or less experienced.
jim-what? u want me to work with that gooble,no way dude.
by ADYAKA February 07, 2010
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a small child, older than a toddler but not quite yet civilized
The birthday party at the nursery school was swarming with goobles.
by Clovis14 January 26, 2007
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Origin - Hobo sign reading "HELP GODBLESS" which had a misshapen D. The sign clearly read "HELP GOOBLESS"

Goobles are the homeless people (hobos) that stand around at intersections asking for money. Often times they carry a card-board sign and a backpack with their lives inside.

Goobles live in the woods and come out during peak traffic to take your money.
"Oh shit the goobles are at this light. Don't make eye contact or they'll take your money!"
by ZackP March 15, 2008
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unidentified substance, object, smell, ect.
"ewwww!!! i just put my hand in some kind of gooble."
"your such a...GOOBLE!"
by kco January 13, 2006
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someone who uses a lot of curse words and talks about gross things.
gooble: "fuck you you pussy ass whore!"
normal person: "stfu you gooble!"
by hanorexic April 18, 2007
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Plex: Be nice to Gooble

(Disco tron 3000 from PVZ 2 arrives and eats Plex's brains)

(Nimrod from strange hill high kills Gooble and then Blu, Joy, Sadness, Fear, Disgust, Anger, Blanky, Toaster, Lampy, Kirby and Radio feed upon his corpse).
by Brooke hayes 4ever21 May 29, 2016
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