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Brought by slaves to what is now the Southeastern United States, the word goober is derived from the Bantu word for peanut. In slang usage, goober derives from Goober Pyle, a character on the 1960s American TV sitcom, The Andy Griffith Show. Originally, the word referred to a dullard who hails from rural America. In everyday contemporary usage, the word is often applied to any stupid, inept or foolish person.
N. My older brother is a total goober.

Adj. If Bill Clinton shaved 100 points off his IQ he might have been America's first goober president.

Adv. Oh, Tom is just being his usual gooberly self.

V. Trans. Quit goobering the remote

v. Int. No goobering allowed.
by Gomer Gooberon June 21, 2009
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A person who unintentionally does ridiculously silly things that make everyone around them laugh, while at the same time pitying anyone who has to live with that person. Often the actions of said person cause friends to clap their hands to their foreheads while their heads droop down, shaking back and forth.
He grabbed the foam sword from the aisle at Kmart and brandished it threateningly as the thing flopped back and forth.
"Stand and fight, you scurvy braggard!" (this in english accent)
*Grabs silly sword from goober and puts back in cardboard box as his face falls comically*
"You goober!" *shakes head and laughs*
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A person who is a combination of a Loser, idiot, clutz, bigot, naive, arrogant, oblivious and generally lacking insight to the world, very opinionated but is never perceived as a smart or charismatic.

This person will often find him/her self in awkward situations, often without realising it. Someone who will say inappropriate things at the wrong time and thinks its all cool.
A: "Did you hear nathan talking about how great his new headphones were to the grooms mother"?
B: "Yeah what a goober"

A: "That dude is walking around the beach chatting up every chick with his ridiculous hat"
B:"Yeah what a goober"

A:"I spent my day driving around in my new car to see who would look twice"
B:"Dude its a 1993 Mazda 121 you fucking goober"
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A slang term used in Barnsley to refer to a intellectually challenged person; aka Chav, Idiot, Moron, Muppet or Pillock.

Mostly used by people working with the general public in an enquiry desk position.
Public person; "Why is driving without car insurances wrong ?"

Enquiry Desk Person; "Errrm... because it's against the law ! "

Public person leaves and enquiry desk person says to colleague "What a goober ! "
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The most offensive word in the English language. It is the ultimate insult that must be used sparingly. It essentially questions ones validity as a human being. The deepest facets of human nature itself are called into question and examined upfront when calling someone a "goober", "goob", or "gooberino". As "fricc" is to "fuck", one may also use "goofball" to ease the intensity of this word.
Daquan: " You friccin' goober."
Leshawnda: *immediately crumples to the floor trembling with agony*
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When a man wakes up with morning wood and goes to do the sit and tuck for a pee, in a spurt of farts he accidentally shits on his own nuts.
"Damn man, I woke this morning with the worst case of morning wood. I went for the sit and tuck, I guess the early morning brew shits took effect, and I shit on my own balls! Damn goobers took me an hour to clean off!"
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I'm a goober all day.

you're a goober!

El GooberO!!!
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