a naively foolish husckster, usually marked by big eyes and skinny legs
"With his large, glasses adorned eyes, Billy was surely a goober."
by spiritualdishwasher November 05, 2003
some one that is exceivly silly.
by Grendel January 15, 2003
n. slang in the medical community for small abcesses in the groin or rectal area.
She had a small goober but the doctor lanced it and gave her antibotics.
by reptiles October 04, 2002
Testicles; Ball sacks
Do you wanna lick my goobers, mate?
by Lord_Popo_ April 02, 2015
A rude and abrasive person on the internet whose go-to response to any disagreement is to threaten to rape or hurt you. Cannot accurately describe what they want to do to your genitalia, due to the fact that they have never seen it before.
1. "Wow, this goober thinks it's okay to threaten rape because I don't like Halo!"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"
by TheKubliest October 17, 2014
A male organ (Penis) protruding from beneath tight clothing such as Lycra which a cyclist or male ballerina wears.
A male ballerina's goober was clearly visible beneath his tight dancing trousers.
by Azureblue May 12, 2014

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