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n. Offensive Slang, Chiefly Southern U.S.

1. Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class. Very similar to redneck, with emphasis on lack of intelligence as opposed to bigotry.
2. Political pundits concerned with demagogue issues.
If you proudly use Bush/Cheney stickers to keep your truck's tailgate up, you might be a goober.
by Richard Frank November 01, 2004
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basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.
"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.

*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
by Parker. June 05, 2004
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A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname.

A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive.

Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible.
Goober is a new form of AWESOME.
"I was talking to Tony today, and I can't believe how much of a Goober he is!"
by Awesome-One May 24, 2012
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3.
A term used for a simple minded person, usually known as ditsy, an idiot.. etc.
In other words, a retard.
"did that guy just fall over?"
"yeah"
"Man, what a Goober"
by AbbiNom May 22, 2012
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4.
A male organ (Penis) protruding from beneath tight clothing such as Lycra which a cyclist or male ballerina wears.
A male ballerina's goober was clearly visible beneath his tight dancing trousers.
by Azureblue May 12, 2014
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A Goober, or Goober (Snap) is a term of endearment that is commonly used to describe a J.S.L. with a heart in their name. The use of this term or word comes from being pestered on the internet, and is used when necessary.
Deniz: "Yo come take a shot with me goober!"
JLS: "Lyke.. SCREW YEW!"

or

JLS: "Don't lie Juan!"
Juan: "I swear Lilly! Goobers Honor!"

or

Deniz: "Hey JLS! your goobs look great in that bra!"
JSL: "Lyykkeee go die deniz omggg"
by jeanne-lilly simon January 19, 2010
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6.
a chocolate covered peanut or a jar of peanut butter and jelly mixed together
when i went to the movies with bob we got goobers after having sex in the seats
by rachael January 28, 2005
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7.
a beautiful man with personality, charm and style, relaxed and down to earth but with exacting high standards, outrageous sense of humor, comfortable in his own skin in all situations, a man who takes care of his looks in an old english sense of way yet still reeking masculine qualities, easily approachable, yet more than a challenge to win over and keep, knows exactly who he is and possessing steel-like inner confidence in approach and attitude, always ready to take a strong lead, yet with a mysterious vulnerability making him all the more attractive to the men who want to be like him and the women who want to be with him.
Matty is such a total goober, I'm not sure what it is, but I just can't get him out of my head, I'll never forget the night he looked at me and smiled with that handsome, boyish grin. Look, I still have goose bumps!
by Crystal Chanda Lier December 17, 2010
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