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the most retarded fucking cat in the world...possibly in the universe goober ran into the window trying to get to a bird
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basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth. "That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.
*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy. |
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A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname. A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive. Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible. Goober is a new form of AWESOME. "I was talking to Tony today, and I can't believe how much of a Goober he is!"
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A term used for a simple minded person, usually known as ditsy, an idiot.. etc.
In other words, a retard. "did that guy just fall over?"
"yeah" "Man, what a Goober" |
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DRQ....... Anyone with the interest of a baseball player and avid hunter Friend 1:"Let's go hunting this weekend"
Friend 2: "You are such a goober" |
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A slang term used in Barnsley to refer to a intellectually challenged person; aka Chav, Idiot, Moron, Muppet or Pillock. Mostly used by people working with the general public in an enquiry desk position. Public person; "Why is driving without car insurances wrong ?"
Enquiry Desk Person; "Errrm... because it's against the law ! " Public person leaves and enquiry desk person says to colleague "What a goober ! " |
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Can be considered a Green Bean or more commonly, a Peanut. "Graham, you are such a skinny goober."
"Peanuts aren't skinny." "Well, green beans are so. . .yea." |
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a beautiful man with personality, charm and style, relaxed and down to earth but with exacting high standards, outrageous sense of humor, comfortable in his own skin in all situations, a man who takes care of his looks in an old english sense of way yet still reeking masculine qualities, easily approachable, yet more than a challenge to win over and keep, knows exactly who he is and possessing steel-like inner confidence in approach and attitude, always ready to take a strong lead, yet with a mysterious vulnerability making him all the more attractive to the men who want to be like him and the women who want to be with him. Matty is such a total goober, I'm not sure what it is, but I just can't get him out of my head, I'll never forget the night he looked at me and smiled with that handsome, boyish grin. Look, I still have goose bumps!
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