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A slang term used in Barnsley to refer to a intellectually challenged person; aka Chav, Idiot, Moron, Muppet or Pillock.

Mostly used by people working with the general public in an enquiry desk position.
Public person; "Why is driving without car insurances wrong ?"

Enquiry Desk Person; "Errrm... because it's against the law ! "

Public person leaves and enquiry desk person says to colleague "What a goober ! "
by Dazzlar3 January 13, 2013
 
1.
basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.
"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.

*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
by Parker. June 05, 2004
 
2.
A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname.

A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive.

Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible.
Goober is a new form of AWESOME.
"I was talking to Tony today, and I can't believe how much of a Goober he is!"
by Awesome-One May 24, 2012
 
3.
A term used for a simple minded person, usually known as ditsy, an idiot.. etc.
In other words, a retard.
"did that guy just fall over?"
"yeah"
"Man, what a Goober"
by AbbiNom May 22, 2012
 
4.
a chocolate covered peanut or a jar of peanut butter and jelly mixed together
when i went to the movies with bob we got goobers after having sex in the seats
by rachael January 28, 2005
 
5.
DRQ....... Anyone with the interest of a baseball player and avid hunter
Friend 1:"Let's go hunting this weekend"
Friend 2: "You are such a goober"
by Gamecock16 January 22, 2013
 
6.
Can be considered a Green Bean or more commonly, a Peanut.
"Graham, you are such a skinny goober."
"Peanuts aren't skinny."
"Well, green beans are so. . .yea."
by rainydaynaps September 26, 2012
 
7.
a person who sits in the bathtub and when they fart they eat the bubble.
I heard he's a goober
by tangle March 16, 2011