A goober is a booger or a nose fruit.
ew! Derek ate the goober! he likes nose fruit!
by m00p April 08, 2004
10 Words related to goober
Top Definition
basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.
"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.

*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
by Parker. June 05, 2004
A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname.

A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive.

Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible.
Goober is a new form of AWESOME.
"I was talking to Tony today, and I can't believe how much of a Goober he is!"
by Awesome-One May 24, 2012
noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.
Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.
by Goobcity January 18, 2015
A peanut boiled in-the-shell in salty water. One often finds such peanuts for sale at roadside stands in the deep South.
Hey, let's stop and get some goobers.
by charlesastone November 04, 2008
Testicles; Ball sacks
Do you wanna lick my goobers, mate?
by Lord_Popo_ April 02, 2015
something so completely lame that it can be considered cool
minivan- the ultimate goober mobile
by jessjess5353 June 30, 2009
A term used for a simple minded person, usually known as ditsy, an idiot.. etc.
In other words, a retard.
"did that guy just fall over?"
"Man, what a Goober"
by AbbiNom May 22, 2012

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.