This messy and gross accumulation of bodily fluids on the face of the infant will instantly repulse people not interested in rearing kids.
2. Snot, specifically the runny kind that one gets after a cry, cold or flu.
Sally: OMG, did you hear that Tally has a new baby?
Mally: I know! Her new goober is soooo cute!!
Dally: Tally's goober is just as gross as any other goober out there.
Here is a Kleenex to wipe the goobers off your face.
*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive.
Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible.
Goober is a new form of AWESOME.
This person will often find him/her self in awkward situations, often without realising it. Someone who will say inappropriate things at the wrong time and thinks its all cool.
B: "Yeah what a goober"
A: "That dude is walking around the beach chatting up every chick with his ridiculous hat"
B:"Yeah what a goober"
A:"I spent my day driving around in my new car to see who would look twice"
B:"Dude its a 1993 Mazda 121 you fucking goober"
Adj. If Bill Clinton shaved 100 points off his IQ he might have been America's first goober president.
Adv. Oh, Tom is just being his usual gooberly self.
V. Trans. Quit goobering the remote
v. Int. No goobering allowed.
hey go talk to that girl..Na shes not into goobers.
Lets club 2nite?? Na.. i'd rather stay home like a goober