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1. A term to describe a very young child between the ages 0-4 years. This term specifically refers to the overwhelming accumulation of drool, random mouth ejecta and or snot on the child's face.

This messy and gross accumulation of bodily fluids on the face of the infant will instantly repulse people not interested in rearing kids.

2. Snot, specifically the runny kind that one gets after a cry, cold or flu.
1.

Sally: OMG, did you hear that Tally has a new baby?
Mally: I know! Her new goober is soooo cute!!
Dally: Tally's goober is just as gross as any other goober out there.

2.

Here is a Kleenex to wipe the goobers off your face.
by hantav March 23, 2010
 
1.
basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.
"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.

*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
by Parker. June 05, 2004
 
2.
A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname.

A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive.

Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible.
Goober is a new form of AWESOME.
"I was talking to Tony today, and I can't believe how much of a Goober he is!"
by Awesome-One May 24, 2012
 
3.
A term used for a simple minded person, usually known as ditsy, an idiot.. etc.
In other words, a retard.
"did that guy just fall over?"
"yeah"
"Man, what a Goober"
by AbbiNom May 22, 2012
 
4.
a chocolate covered peanut or a jar of peanut butter and jelly mixed together
when i went to the movies with bob we got goobers after having sex in the seats
by rachael January 28, 2005
 
5.
DRQ....... Anyone with the interest of a baseball player and avid hunter
Friend 1:"Let's go hunting this weekend"
Friend 2: "You are such a goober"
by Gamecock16 January 22, 2013
 
6.
A Goober, or Goober (Snap) is a term of endearment that is commonly used to describe a J.S.L. with a heart in their name. The use of this term or word comes from being pestered on the internet, and is used when necessary.
Deniz: "Yo come take a shot with me goober!"
JLS: "Lyke.. SCREW YEW!"

or

JLS: "Don't lie Juan!"
Juan: "I swear Lilly! Goobers Honor!"

or

Deniz: "Hey JLS! your goobs look great in that bra!"
JSL: "Lyykkeee go die deniz omggg"
by jeanne-lilly simon January 19, 2010
 
7.
im pretty sure its a candy... like peanuts covered in chocolate or sumthin lol.... maybe raisins or carmal in chocolate i dunno
I eat goobers!! yum!!
by *~Kelsey~* May 26, 2004