a silly, ridiculous person; a peanut-head
*you never message me
-you're always idle
One who eats popcorn, shits it out onto more popcorn, stirs it up, and then eats it.
Resembles the texture of Shepherd's Pie, after one has mixed up the potatoes, vegetables, and beef all together into one gooby mess.
"Hey dude, how do you want your popcorn?"
"I'm a goob, remember?"
A good for nothing guy. enough said.
most guys on the planet are goobs
1.) A small amount of flem combined with saliva created in the mouth. Goobs usually dangle to the ground slowly out of the mouth, unless taken by the wind. Not to be confused with a lugey
which is spat out of the mouth with great force, not dropped.
2.) Foreign sticky substance not well understood.
1.) Tommy, ignorant and stupid, stepped on the goob in bare feet. The fool.
2.) John: What is that stuff on your shirt, Jim?
Jim: Aww dang! I forgot to wash my clothes and they have goob on them!
A flem of sorts projecting from the body
he goobed all over the place
to take something from someone or to copy off of them
i didn't get the homework so i had to goob off of my friend
A man who is ample in both intelligence and physical appearance, not just one or the other. A goob must be smart and capable, and very attractive. Goobs are almost always slender, though not necessarily hard and wiry - more of a lanky look to them. If he wears glasses, contacts, and/or has braces, then that is a bonus to their goobness. Also, goobs are kind, patient, and shy. You may have to approach the goob first, but once you get him talking... it's destiny.
Dr. Spencer Reid, from "Criminal Minds" is the epitome of the perfect goob - in all qualities.
1. A person commiting a generally stupid or pointless act.
2. Slang term generally used as an insult for a person who is not liked by the user of the word.
1. What a goob Steve is for drinking that much.
2. That guy is a goob, I hate him.