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An attack that is derived from Luigi's down smash in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It invovles the heavenward facing of the palm and a quick, forceful light speed attack on the area of the male where most of the nerves are concentrated (A.K.A the testicles).
Yeah, I wuz goo jabbed jus da otha day, and now I can't feel dem no mo.
by YouGotPanned April 15, 2009
a painful jab to the stuff between the legs (males)
he got goo jabbed so hard his balls popped.
by goo jab master April 06, 2009