gunnerrhea 

The excessive and uncontrollable spurt of information out of a medical student. May or may not be related to the conversation (usually not).

Symptoms are exacerbated by the presence of a professor or other figure of authority.

Average Student1: Did you watch the game last night?

Gunner: "No, I was studyi... *professor comes in* Cell-derived mediators are normally sequestered in intracellular granules and can be rapidly secreted by granule exocytosis or are synthesized de novo in response to a stimulus."

Avg Student1: "WTF?"

Avg Student2: "Don't mind him, he's got gunnerrhea"

gunnerrhea by Burned out in Med School November 26, 2010

what's 2+2? gonorrhea 

1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.

2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.

From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.

It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")

what's 2+2? gonorrhea by abracadaversandmagicerasers July 11, 2011

gonorrhea 

1. A horrific sounding veneral disease one might contact from not paying attention where you stick your thingy.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.

After sleeping with that transvestite from Albonia, I finally picked up gonorrhea! Just four more VD's to go before I catch 'em all!

gonorrhea by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

gonorrhea turnover 

when a woman is getting cunnilingus while sitting on the man's face, and then like the hook she spins around 180 degrees to face away from him without dismounting.

why don't you do something you're good at? like givin' him a gonorrhea turnover?

gonorrhea turnover by Kronos_the_titan December 21, 2008

gonorrhea by proxy 

The act of transmitting something terrible, through someone else.

Often abbreviated "GBP," as to avoid social stigma.

Also refers to the actual contraction of gonorrhea.

I wasn't in class on Tuesday, so Jimmy picked up my exam for me. When I saw my C-, it was gonorrhea by proxy.

Which is larger: Long Island's GBP, or its GDP?

Man, gonorrhea by proxy. That sucks.

gonorrhea by proxy by Mahmoud J March 31, 2008

gooberhead 

a person whose brain is the size of a peanut, which is also called a goober, or goober pea, in the Southern United States

"That guy is such a gooberhead, he filled out his tax return with a crayon."

gooberhead by Dennis Johnson March 22, 2007

Nose Gonorrhea 

The horrid burning sensation you get when you go in a pool and water gets up your nose.

I jumped into the pool last night, and man, my nose almost bled. I totally had Nose Gonorrhea.

Nose Gonorrhea by Derpherpy June 21, 2010