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NED says to another NED: "GEES A GONK YAH DOBBER!"
by Gerry Mckenna May 23, 2007
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toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity
"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"
by david June 17, 2006
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Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect
I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.
by Chris May 05, 2005
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Mark Gairs
Example: "Look, its Mark Gairs the gonk!"
by paterd453 April 14, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To force one's will upon another, through physical means, for personal gains.
Sally tried to beat me to the water fountain so I gonked her down the stairs.

"Daddy! Did you see me gonk that kid!"
by BabyYoda33 August 14, 2014
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Noun. Used to describe somebody who values self image and vanity over anything else in the world. Usually listens to semi-obscure hardcore bands.
"The members of the band 'lostprophets' consist exclusiveley of Gonks, most of their fans are also Gonks"
by MetalMikey666 August 07, 2005
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A Gothic Punk... not much more to be said there.
Rachelle and Jesie are so Gonk, eh matey?
by Condom October 14, 2006
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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