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"to gonk" can mean anything you want it to mean... its is the Willy Wonka of words and can be used in any circumstance
gonkfabulation/gonkathon/gonknodes/gonkalicious/gonktastic

"what an amazing gonkathon that was you gonking gonkhead... now suck my gonk"
by Dave The Ravid August 03, 2005
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Slang for Algonquin, the cheapest and shittiest dorm at FAU. Can also be used to refer to any shithole on the planet.
Tom:Hey I live in the Gonk.
Nelson:Damn, that place is such a shithole, I pity you.
Tom:Thanks for your sympathy, dumbass
by Nick Mihi. April 24, 2006
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A bunch of outcasts who group together because nobody else wants them. Listen to shitty screamo music. Usually found hanging around the obscure areas of schools to avoid mockery. Don’t realise just how unpopular they are. Usually lead by one (or two) pricks with long greasy hair and porn’taches.
"Dude, that fucking gonk needs to get a shave and sort his life out."
by 4cbb June 17, 2009
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Gonk. A loving term used to call your partner (particularly female) when they are being a bit 'ditsy'
"you are such a gonk" = girlfriend has just said something ditsy but funny.
by Darthvincent September 19, 2015
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To edit someone's profile on a website or forum in a humorous or derogatory fashion after they have left it logged in on a public computer.

Unlike hacking, gonking is done to someone who carelessly leaves their account logged in, and is usually done as a prank.

A gonk'd profile's password is not changed.

past tense: gonk'd
by Dom Price October 20, 2006
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Sperm, Spooge, or Jizz.

Origin from the incorrect usage of Rob Gronkowski's nickname 'Gronk' by Boston mayor Thomas Menino.
Did you pull out?

Hell yeah, I gonked on that bitch's booty.
by Donttrynflarge September 06, 2013
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A Gonk Is Something You Call Someone When They Have Made A Simple Mistake But Need To Be Notified Of Their Wrongness And Bullied To A Great Extent! A Foolish Person Who Is Compleatly Gullable And Falls For Tricks Every Time! See boob
Oww Kristy You Gonk! You Dropped Your Maths Test!
I Cant Belive You Fell For That You Silly Gonk!
by Muteress and Mutelator February 21, 2005
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