The true definition of "gonk" is when you backhand a guy right in the nuts. Saying the word "gonk" at the same time is required. The word gonk is used by only the best of all backhanders. Are you the best?
The script you follow:
You - (Backhanding the guy becide you) "GONK!"
Other Guy - "Aww fuck. What the hell was that for?"
"I gonked that other guy the other day."
"Lets have a truce. No gonking eachother."
Another word used for a blowjob.
NED says to another NED: "GEES A GONK YAH DOBBER!"
toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity
"you retard gonk"
Noun. Used to describe somebody who values self image and vanity over anything else in the world. Usually listens to semi-obscure hardcore bands.
"The members of the band 'lostprophets' consist exclusiveley of Gonks, most of their fans are also Gonks"
A wannabe emo. Tries so hard to fill the emo stereotype. My Chemical Romance t-shirts/hoodies are common. And as they say that 'real' emos dont admit it when asked, if you call them a gonk they will deny it.
And also.... biggest posers you will ever encounter!
''Omg! Look how gonkish they are! Total posers!''
A grumpy dog with a severe underbite and a sense of sarcasm.
My neighbor's gonk just peed on my dog's kong.
A Gothic Punk... not much more to be said there.
Rachelle and Jesie are so Gonk, eh matey?
Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect
I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.