The true definition of "gonk" is when you backhand a guy right in the nuts. Saying the word "gonk" at the same time is required. The word gonk is used by only the best of all backhanders. Are you the best?
The script you follow:
You - (Backhanding the guy becide you) "GONK!"
Other Guy - "Aww fuck. What the hell was that for?"

"I gonked that other guy the other day."
"Lets have a truce. No gonking eachother."
by Brogan Scott Houston McIntyre October 28, 2006
Mark Gairs
Example: "Look, its Mark Gairs the gonk!"
by paterd453 April 14, 2011
A hairy 5|-|17 toy you get at fairs...
have a go for £2 and win a fab prize..

or a gonk... some thing they found in the back of a skip on the way to your town.
by Crimson`Hunter January 16, 2005
to sleep (british army term)
sleeping bag = gonkbag
by tali November 26, 2003
Another name for a buttplug. Can also be used as a pejorative term for someone who does or continues to do stupid things.
I yanked the gonk out of her and her shit spewed all over my new satin sheets. She's such a gonk.
by fannymcslap January 25, 2012
A bunch of outcasts who group together because nobody else wants them. Listen to shitty screamo music. Usually found hanging around the obscure areas of schools to avoid mockery. Don’t realise just how unpopular they are. Usually lead by one (or two) pricks with long greasy hair and porn’taches.
"Dude, that fucking gonk needs to get a shave and sort his life out."
by 4cbb June 17, 2009
complete arse with no chance in love or life
hayton you are a GONK etc
by JJ@D January 14, 2009
In 80's Northern Ireland it was a synonym for underpants.

"Ma, have you seen me gonks?"
by Jeff Spencer August 14, 2006

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