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toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity "you gonk"
"you retard gonk" |
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A person who is stupid. A general insult. "Oh, you gonk"!
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A way of saying "oh shit" or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia Nick: So, I walked in on my mother taking a shower
Tim: :Gonk: |
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A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers. Geez a gonk ya dobber
or that skanky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man |
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A Gonk is 2 things:
1- It’s another name for a troll (a toy monster thing with sticky up hair) 2- It’s a person that looks retarded with big glasses like jam jar bottoms and snorts like a pig. 1- Waaaaaah, I’ve broken my gonk :(
2- Eww! Look at that gonk! |
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A gonk is a very stupid, ditsy girl that may or may not be a huge slut as well. 1. A sorority girl that wears her North Face jacket, Ugg boots, and leggings. 2. A girl that has absolutely no hobbies/past times besides going to the bars and getting drunk with her "besties." 3. Can even be used in referring to a "hipster" girl who thinks that she is cooler than everyone else, but in all reality she is still a naive girl that drinks PBR, uses a mac, and thinks she's a good photographer. "Look at that group of gonks, all wearing their uggs."
"I went to the bars last night and all I saw were gonks." "She is a gonkin' ass bitch." |
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A length of toilet role covered in fake fur which is supplied as a prize at fairs. Due to its pathetic pointlessness, it can be used as an insult. You are such a f*****g gonk!
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Star Wars trash can droid. Notorius for partying hard. Look, a Gonk. It sure looks dapper, as it parties so hardy.
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