"to gonk" can mean anything you want it to mean... its is the Willy Wonka of words and can be used in any circumstance
gonkfabulation/gonkathon/gonknodes/gonkalicious/gonktastic

"what an amazing gonkathon that was you gonking gonkhead... now suck my gonk"
by Dave The Ravid August 03, 2005
Mark Gairs
Example: "Look, its Mark Gairs the gonk!"
by paterd453 April 14, 2011
Another name for a buttplug. Can also be used as a pejorative term for someone who does or continues to do stupid things.
I yanked the gonk out of her and her shit spewed all over my new satin sheets. She's such a gonk.
by fannymcslap January 25, 2012
A bunch of outcasts who group together because nobody else wants them. Listen to shitty screamo music. Usually found hanging around the obscure areas of schools to avoid mockery. Don’t realise just how unpopular they are. Usually lead by one (or two) pricks with long greasy hair and porn’taches.
"Dude, that fucking gonk needs to get a shave and sort his life out."
by 4cbb June 17, 2009
complete arse with no chance in love or life
hayton you are a GONK etc
by JJ@D January 14, 2009
a totally useless twat / dickhead / pratt / knob
you fucking gonk mother fucker
by bubsey September 18, 2005
Glasgow, Scots.

Synonymous with blowjob
Geez a gonk ye dobber!
by Superbo February 02, 2005
A hairy 5|-|17 toy you get at fairs...
have a go for £2 and win a fab prize..

or a gonk... some thing they found in the back of a skip on the way to your town.
by Crimson`Hunter January 16, 2005

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