The title of the "official" mall muzak in the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.
If my local mall played muzak like "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!
"to gonk" can mean anything you want it to mean... its is the Willy Wonka of words and can be used in any circumstance
"what an amazing gonkathon that was you gonking gonkhead... now suck my gonk"
Slang for Algonquin, the cheapest and shittiest dorm at FAU. Can also be used to refer to any shithole on the planet.
Tom:Hey I live in the Gonk.
Nelson:Damn, that place is such a shithole, I pity you.
Tom:Thanks for your sympathy, dumbass
The true definition of "gonk" is when you backhand a guy right in the nuts. Saying the word "gonk" at the same time is required. The word gonk is used by only the best of all backhanders. Are you the best?
The script you follow:
You - (Backhanding the guy becide you) "GONK!"
Other Guy - "Aww fuck. What the hell was that for?"
"I gonked that other guy the other day."
"Lets have a truce. No gonking eachother."
A bunch of outcasts who group together because nobody else wants them. Listen to shitty screamo music. Usually found hanging around the obscure areas of schools to avoid mockery. Don’t realise just how unpopular they are. Usually lead by one (or two) pricks with long greasy hair and porn’taches.
"Dude, that fucking gonk needs to get a shave and sort his life out."
A small gonk like creature, below average height with greasy hair, who attempts to seduce young maidens and somehow succeeds. sometimes wears a cape to conceal his identy, whilst running at high speed shouting 'SNEATH!' in a nasal pitch. Has an unusally long penis and nose, yet is strangely attractive with his enigmatic charm.
Girl: OMG whats that?
Girl: there! *points at sneath*
Sneath: *smiles seductively at girl* SNEATH!
Boy: Holy shit!
Sneath: *runs off growling*
Crowd of young girls: THERE GOES THE SNEATH!
|7.||flanking the gonk|
"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.
man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.