The title of the "official" mall muzak in the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

"to gonk" can mean anything you want it to mean... its is the Willy Wonka of words and can be used in any circumstance

Slang for Algonquin, the cheapest and shittiest dorm at FAU. Can also be used to refer to any shithole on the planet.

The true definition of "gonk" is when you backhand a guy right in the nuts. Saying the word "gonk" at the same time is required. The word gonk is used by only the best of all backhanders. Are you the best?

A bunch of outcasts who group together because nobody else wants them. Listen to shitty screamo music. Usually found hanging around the obscure areas of schools to avoid mockery. Don’t realise just how unpopular they are. Usually lead by one (or two) pricks with long greasy hair and porn’taches.

A small gonk like creature, below average height with greasy hair, who attempts to seduce young maidens and somehow succeeds. sometimes wears a cape to conceal his identy, whilst running at high speed shouting 'SNEATH!' in a nasal pitch. Has an unusally long penis and nose, yet is strangely attractive with his enigmatic charm.

"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.