I first discovered this disease about 7 or 8 years ago when I was in high school. This disease seems to be a combination of gonorrhea, syphilis, various herpeses, and super AIDS. The thing is, that this combination of diseases live in harmony, and there are actually no symptoms. That is, until you spontaneously combust.
I seriously came up with this years ago, and like any good disease, it seems to have spread Everywhere!
Justin said, "That girl is hot a shit!" I interjected, "Yeah, but she has gonasyphaherpalaids son. Go for it anyway."