gonadish 

Gonadish refers to a person who is very grumpy and never wants to do anything. For example, this person would much rather stay inside and play Counter Strike Source than do things that involve exposure to sunlight and fresh air. This person also talks funny and gets mad about pretty much anything.

"Where's Brian?"
"Gonadish wont play frolf with us guys, I went to his house and he was all gonadished up and like 'nyaaah my name is Gonadish look at me I don't wanna,' then he went back inside to return to his gonadishing."

gonadish by Clayton P. Blunk May 7, 2007

detonating gonaditis 

(n.) the medical name for exploding testicles. It is divided into two types, Acute Regional Gonadotrophic Hernioma (ARGH) the less serious of the two, and the always life-threatening Osteoulcerative Colonic Hernioma (OuCH).The first variety is the most common form of the disease. It is characterized by swelling of one or more testicles and acute pain in the groin region. This is accompanied by insomnia, lethargy, and in some cases, severe flatulence. Although not immediately life threatening, if left untreated the gonads will continue to swell until the patient is forced to continuously squat, eventually, the gonads burst without warning, emitting an audible pop. In the second form of the disease, detonation occurs spontaneously and without warning, which can be far more psychologically traumatic for the patient than it is physically. Even still, the force generated by the rapid pressure release can cause significant injury to the vital organs, resulting in an immediate coma and death. It is estimated that more people are killed each year from Detonating Gonaditus than are killed on the roads.

Both forms of detonating gonaditis are believed to have both genetic and environmental components. If a patient has the disease, then their risk of developing the disease in later life is believed to be close to 100%. Similarly, the risk factor is increased by smoking, drinking, and sex.

I can't believe what happened to Buddy. His balls just exploded! The paramedics said it was another sad case of detonating gonaditis.

detonating gonaditis by Blenderhead1991 September 9, 2010

Gonanical 

adj. Incredible, Epic, or Delightful

That party last night was gonanical!

Gonanical by DJax'n'Barclay July 5, 2009

Gonadically Correct 

To verify the gender of one whose voice and name do not identify their sex.

Mancy: I was just talking to Nancy and I cannot tell if he/she is a man or a woman.
Pat: Come on, Nancy is going to be a woman.
Mancy: I just want to be gonadically correct.

Gonadically Correct by ThomasHiker November 17, 2009

gunadict 

Pronounced: guh-na-dick

Noun. Masculine version of the slang-term "gunt'". So this means basically it's a large flabby gut flap hanging over a man's (usually elderly and in an electric wheelchair) stretched-out elastic waistband of sweatpants/whitey-tides, covering the entire pubic area and/or pelvis. Thus creating the illusion of a man with a gunt & also NO DICK= gunt+and+no+dick = the word defined!

Me: Geez Louise, old man Fran "Fartso" Farmington literally has one hella gargantuan gunadict, doesn't he?
Evan: Dang tootin'! I thought he was a she, or a transvestite with a gunt like that, righ-
Me: A gunt and no dick, bro. Gunadict!

gunadict by ðizzzyÐ!@3 May 30, 2022

Gonadiator 

Usually a young man that is self-trained to fight or intimidate by forcing his knee against the testicles of other young men. Training usually begins at puberty and continues for several years during adolescence.

He's a master gonadiator - he just took out our quarterback between classes.

Gonadiator by The Real Doctor Dean February 23, 2023

gondical

To be idiotic, also name of soon to be popular Youtube group that consist of Bailey Thompson Bridget McGrath, and Sam Lopez.

Woah did you see gondicals last video I love their gondical humor.

gondical by Bet243648 December 11, 2019