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1. gomp
To suddenly hang up on someone during a phone call.
I called Tom Sharpling's radio program, but got gomped mid call.
2. gomp
An acronym meaning "get off my phone" used by tech support sluts around the world.
"dude I so just hung up on that lady for being dumb.....GOMP!!!"
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3. Gomp
Any mentally retarded person.
Usually the word implies the retarded person is profoundly retarded and leaking fluids such as spittle, has cake between their fingers, spaghetti sauce on their face, cocked eyes, and a VERY loud voice.
That fucking gomp crushed my kitten's head with his superhuman strength.
4. GOMP
Stands for 'Get On My Penis' a common term with me & my friends when describing hot guys/celebrities! (Sarcastic term :L )
Girl 1: Hey did you see the lead singer in that band?
Girl 2: Yeah he was soo hot!
Girl 1: He should GOMP ;)
*Laughs*
5. gomp
An open hand slap to a male's testicles, usually, but not always with a squeeze.
After Maggie gomped Mike at the party, he spent the rest of the night walking funny.
6. Gomp
To viciously and violently ravish and "eat" one's partner in sex.
Usually connotates fully and passionately sexing a partner's stuff.
"Yeah, I didn't expect her to, but she totally gomped my dick.
She took all of it in for like 20 minutes straight.
Then I gomped her taint and motorboated all in it"
7. gomp
Acronym for Get Off My Penis.
Some dudes were at a strip club, and one of the strippers sat right on a guy's penis and it hurt like shit, so he yelled "GOMP!"
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