A person who does something correctly but in an odd way. Such as swimming, but looking like your drowning. Or writing but using all your fingers to grip the pencil.
That guy runs like a gomer.
by Kenneth Boston June 17, 2004
A large pile of shit the breaks the surface of the toilet water
Sorry dude, but I just left a gomer in your toilet.
by DC.Kerr July 10, 2008
A noobish skiier and bad attitude
ie. one who wears beanie under helmet
ie. snowplower
ie. anyone with a scarf
and never shuts the fuck up
Look at that gomer, he sucks.
by Castle January 27, 2003
A gomer is a teenage boy who has no chance in hell with the ladies. He thinks he is the man, but sadly, wears ugly sandals and awkward slacks and bums cigarettes off homeless people.
Screech on the show Saved By the Bell
by pornstarholly May 13, 2003
A person who mooches Marijuana, is rarely seen with his own stash.

Someone who will readily smoke your weed without matching with some of his.

A person who will get cut in on a joint or a bowl and suck half the thing down or double/triple hoot.
That gomer better not expect to be cut in again.

I don't want Bill to come along this time, he's such a gomer.
by Daniel Felix S.R. April 08, 2003
Someone with extremely greasy hair who likes nasty mexican swimmers.
I totally just hit it off with Maria. God damnit, you didn't take a shower today? You fucking gomer
by Gnomage September 17, 2007
A guy too old to be a geezer; a geezer the other geezers think of as the old one.
That old guy crowd that comes in to drink coffee about ten every morning is usually okay, but they've got a couple real gomers in with them.
by old lang guy October 12, 2006
A large "Pyle" of shit.
" Don't walk on the lawn.....
Theres too many Gomers out there".
by mavros April 07, 2006

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