Noun- A person or persons who displays an inability to function within normal social situations without being a nuisance, bother or generally an ass. It requires both an inability to function physically and mentally and should be used in describing a person or persons who possess both. Idiot references mental. Klutz references physical. Gomer encompasses both. A person who is not only an idiot, but has the physical ability to try to own it and inevitably fail.
Originally arose in connection to 60's iconic TV character Gomer Pyle.
George W. Bush is the prototypical gomer.
by PseudonymIITheSecondComing December 04, 2008
someone who has a crapwagon perversion
"i see only a few Gomers have bothered to turn up for today's crapwagon 'race'"
by d00d July 15, 2004
A gomer is a teenage boy who has no chance in hell with the ladies. He thinks he is the man, but sadly, wears ugly sandals and awkward slacks and bums cigarettes off homeless people.
Screech on the show Saved By the Bell
by pornstarholly May 13, 2003
Someone with extremely greasy hair who likes nasty mexican swimmers.
I totally just hit it off with Maria. God damnit, you didn't take a shower today? You fucking gomer
by Gnomage September 17, 2007
A guy too old to be a geezer; a geezer the other geezers think of as the old one.
That old guy crowd that comes in to drink coffee about ten every morning is usually okay, but they've got a couple real gomers in with them.
by old lang guy October 12, 2006
A large "Pyle" of shit.
" Don't walk on the lawn.....
Theres too many Gomers out there".
by mavros April 07, 2006
Gomer- n.(Go-mer): A term derived from 'gamer' and 'room' to define someone who stays in their dorm room almost constantly. Common variants include the gaming gomer, linux gomer, anime gomer, and study freak gomer. Can also be used in verb form 'gomering' to define someone who is holed up in their room. These people tend to be experts in their chosen feild.
Student 1:Hey, want to play some Starcraft?
Student 2:Nah, but I'm sure Bob will play, he's INSANE at Starcraft.
Student 1:Who's Bob?
Student 2:Oh, you've probably never seen him, he's a gomer.
by Joe Sch. November 16, 2005
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