A male mammal that has had its penis sewn to its stomache so that it may not achieve penitration but still has full use of all penile functions.
That bull wouldn't quit fuckin my cows so I gomered it.(used as a verb.) "Chuck Norris is no Gomer."
by Jared Elliott February 13, 2007
Derogatory term for an old person.
That gomer is about to croak.
by RobbingTheGrave January 10, 2012
A great man but not nescessarily a wise man; a visonary person; not afraid of conflict; hardworking; a warrior; a competent man; a man with little emotion or feelings.

The opposite of a Gomer is a Kussat.
"That police officer is a Gomer"
by phil247 November 05, 2011
Another word for haemmorrhoids. Referring to a huge "pyle" of grapes hanging from you arse.
Partner: "why are you walking so awkwardly there love?"

You: " I have a huge Gomer hanging from my arse"
by kOrVe72 December 06, 2010
Gomer - An obnoxious, pushy, rude person who thinks they are all that and a fudge brownie, who persists in hanging around where they are not wanted. A gomer can butt into private conversations at work, show up uninvited at parties, or on internet chat rooms and bulletin boards. They usually have an over-blown sense of their own worth which no one else shares.
How can Bard _not_ realize that everyone wishes he would go away. He's obnoxious, stupid, and clueless. He's uninteresting, not witty, and not wanted. What a gomer!
by N. Berry March 20, 2007
A United States Marine
Look at Gomer in the blue uniform.
by D0c February 21, 2006
generic word for yokel
That gomer never made it past 2nd grade.
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
someone who has a crapwagon perversion
"i see only a few Gomers have bothered to turn up for today's crapwagon 'race'"
by d00d July 15, 2004

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