An old person that takes up room in the hospital and doesn't have the common decency to die.

Definition taken from an episode of Scrubs.
Dr. Cox: Oh! Looky here! Tell me sir, what is it that brings Dr. Dorians favorite gomer back to the hospital?
Gomer: Pickles!
by Gidgidonihah November 13, 2006
Similar to a Chach in that a Gomer embodies an extreme level of douchebaggery. Used in the context of mockery. Generally less understood term, so good for face to face confrontation.
Guy from "My New Haircut" skit on Youtube
Anyone with a popped collar at any time
Anyone with an upside-down visor

That guy with the popped collar and the upside down visor with that haircut from Youtube is such a gomer.
by JJ UNL 517 December 03, 2007
A male mammal that has had its penis sewn to its stomache so that it may not achieve penitration but still has full use of all penile functions.
That bull wouldn't quit fuckin my cows so I gomered it.(used as a verb.) "Chuck Norris is no Gomer."
by Jared Elliott February 13, 2007
a complete D-Bag who acts like the shit but is acually just a piece of shit, not to be confused with chaunse
Person A: Anthony Redloft is one motherfuckin' gomer

Person B: what a bitch
by Matt April 24, 2005
Originally used to describe human beings that go by the given name Ross, it has been expanded to describe any being in a social circle involving a person named Travis.
Don't be such a gomer, it's so Mickey Mouse.
by A Gomer April 19, 2005
A word used to discriminate against one's attributes (for example race, religion, or sexual orientation). Also used as a general insult.
My punk ass dad: Look at that dude, he's such a fucking gomer!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!
by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004
Three or more people in a sexual gangbang or "PYLE"
We were all playing naked twister and it turned into a gigantic gomer. My knees and balls are sore...
by Corbinowitz June 06, 2006
Your dick. No, seriously. Gomer pyle. Heh heh.....
"My gomers is 7 feet long and i can f**k people long distance"
by j.lew August 30, 2003
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