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Any chronically debilitated patient, (usually not able to communicate due to stroke or coma) admitted to the hospital that has little or no hope for recovery. They are literally sent there so that family members can presume to live without "the guilt" of letting their loved one die with the least bit of human dignity. As a result, these poor souls die a slow, pitiful death, out of sight from their family because their family doesn't have the seeds to "pull the plug".

Literally: Get Outta My E. R.
Aunt Hazel is a gomer over at St. Vincents... her family would rather let her rot slowly in the hospital than let her die with dignity.
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A great man but not nescessarily a wise man; a visonary person; not afraid of conflict; hardworking; a warrior; a competent man; a man with little emotion or feelings.

The opposite of a Gomer is a Kussat.
"That police officer is a Gomer"
by phil247 November 05, 2011
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in medicine: "Get Out Of My Emergency Room" A filthy mental defective who shows up in the hospital ER
"The gomer came in and took a huge dump in the corner."
by j e walker April 28, 2003
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17.
Another word for haemmorrhoids. Referring to a huge "pyle" of grapes hanging from you arse.
Partner: "why are you walking so awkwardly there love?"

You: " I have a huge Gomer hanging from my arse"
by kOrVe72 December 06, 2010
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Gomer - An obnoxious, pushy, rude person who thinks they are all that and a fudge brownie, who persists in hanging around where they are not wanted. A gomer can butt into private conversations at work, show up uninvited at parties, or on internet chat rooms and bulletin boards. They usually have an over-blown sense of their own worth which no one else shares.
How can Bard _not_ realize that everyone wishes he would go away. He's obnoxious, stupid, and clueless. He's uninteresting, not witty, and not wanted. What a gomer!
by N. Berry March 20, 2007
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19.
someone who has a crapwagon perversion
"i see only a few Gomers have bothered to turn up for today's crapwagon 'race'"
by d00d July 15, 2004
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20.
generic word for yokel
That gomer never made it past 2nd grade.
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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21.
A United States Marine
Look at Gomer in the blue uniform.
by D0c February 21, 2006
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