Origin, hospital emergency room slang for extremely old, Alzheimer's ridden, mute, sick people. GOMER is an acronym for "Get Out of My Emergency Room." In the novel "House of God" (Samuel Shem, 1978) GOMERS are defined essentially as sickly old people who now because of dementia have lost whatever quality it is that makes someone a person. When GOMERS come into the hospital they are unable to communicate so the admitting doctor will order many, many, lab tests hoping to discover why the GOMER was sent to the hospital. GOMERS never come to the hospital, they are only sent. This battery of tests is sometimes called a "Gomer-Gram."
That gomer down in room 13 just fell trying to climb out of bed and now he's bleeding all over my floor.
by Rockeye April 19, 2006
A large pile of shit the breaks the surface of the toilet water
Sorry dude, but I just left a gomer in your toilet.
by DC.Kerr July 10, 2008
A noobish skiier and bad attitude
ie. one who wears beanie under helmet
ie. snowplower
ie. anyone with a scarf
and never shuts the fuck up
Look at that gomer, he sucks.
by Castle January 27, 2003
A gomer is a teenage boy who has no chance in hell with the ladies. He thinks he is the man, but sadly, wears ugly sandals and awkward slacks and bums cigarettes off homeless people.
Screech on the show Saved By the Bell
by pornstarholly May 13, 2003
A person who mooches Marijuana, is rarely seen with his own stash.

Someone who will readily smoke your weed without matching with some of his.

A person who will get cut in on a joint or a bowl and suck half the thing down or double/triple hoot.
That gomer better not expect to be cut in again.

I don't want Bill to come along this time, he's such a gomer.
by Daniel Felix S.R. April 08, 2003
Someone with extremely greasy hair who likes nasty mexican swimmers.
I totally just hit it off with Maria. God damnit, you didn't take a shower today? You fucking gomer
by Gnomage September 17, 2007
A guy too old to be a geezer; a geezer the other geezers think of as the old one.
That old guy crowd that comes in to drink coffee about ten every morning is usually okay, but they've got a couple real gomers in with them.
by old lang guy October 12, 2006
A large "Pyle" of shit.
" Don't walk on the lawn.....
Theres too many Gomers out there".
by mavros April 07, 2006

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