A pleasant but dim-witted person who is thick as a board, a real local yokel.

Gomer was a character in the "Andy Griffith Show" and "Gomer Pyle, USMC" on televison from 1963-1970.
"It was actually pretty funny. She was one of my little sister's friends. She walked in on us on my bedroom floor."
"She walked in on you and your sister?!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! Effin' Gomer."
by fudan November 10, 2005
Gomer- n.(Go-mer): A term derived from 'gamer' and 'room' to define someone who stays in their dorm room almost constantly. Common variants include the gaming gomer, linux gomer, anime gomer, and study freak gomer. Can also be used in verb form 'gomering' to define someone who is holed up in their room. These people tend to be experts in their chosen feild.
Student 1:Hey, want to play some Starcraft?
Student 2:Nah, but I'm sure Bob will play, he's INSANE at Starcraft.
Student 1:Who's Bob?
Student 2:Oh, you've probably never seen him, he's a gomer.
by Joe Sch. November 16, 2005
a teenage guy who is "not all there", as we say. okay to talk to, but sometimes he just acts lost.
jeez hunter, you're such a gomer.
by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004
a castrated bull that ranchers put in the same pasture as female cows to tell if they are in heat
hey billy bob, did you get that gomer thismornin? them heifers are in breedin season.
by Val July 30, 2003
a complete D-Bag who acts like the shit but is acually just a piece of shit, not to be confused with chaunse
Person A: Anthony Redloft is one motherfuckin' gomer

Person B: what a bitch
by Matt April 24, 2005
taking a shit in the woods
Person 1: "Oh man oh man, i gotta go real fuckin bad but there aint any toilets!"

Person 2: "So go gomer."
by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004
relating to an person who has a hot sister.
Yo, he's such a gomer!
by fire36fighter March 31, 2008
Similar to a Chach in that a Gomer embodies an extreme level of douchebaggery. Used in the context of mockery. Generally less understood term, so good for face to face confrontation.
Guy from "My New Haircut" skit on Youtube
Anyone with a popped collar at any time
Anyone with an upside-down visor

That guy with the popped collar and the upside down visor with that haircut from Youtube is such a gomer.
by JJ UNL 517 December 03, 2007

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