A pleasant but dim-witted person who is thick as a board, a real local yokel.

Gomer was a character in the "Andy Griffith Show" and "Gomer Pyle, USMC" on televison from 1963-1970.
"It was actually pretty funny. She was one of my little sister's friends. She walked in on us on my bedroom floor."
"She walked in on you and your sister?!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! Effin' Gomer."
by fudan November 10, 2005
a teenage guy who is "not all there", as we say. okay to talk to, but sometimes he just acts lost.
jeez hunter, you're such a gomer.
by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004
a castrated bull that ranchers put in the same pasture as female cows to tell if they are in heat
hey billy bob, did you get that gomer thismornin? them heifers are in breedin season.
by Val July 30, 2003
A person who mooches Marijuana, is rarely seen with his own stash.

Someone who will readily smoke your weed without matching with some of his.

A person who will get cut in on a joint or a bowl and suck half the thing down or double/triple hoot.
That gomer better not expect to be cut in again.

I don't want Bill to come along this time, he's such a gomer.
by Daniel Felix S.R. April 08, 2003
The most horrible insult there ever is. Making fun of sexuality,race,sex, and everything else you can make fun of. It is the what some would say the uber insult.
Stupid noob your a fucking gomer!
by Mark Whitehurst October 27, 2004
taking a shit in the woods
Person 1: "Oh man oh man, i gotta go real fuckin bad but there aint any toilets!"

Person 2: "So go gomer."
by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004
pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.
If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!
by Jerry July 14, 2003
relating to an person who has a hot sister.
Yo, he's such a gomer!
by fire36fighter March 31, 2008

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