a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms
who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?
A disease of the penis discovered by Dr. Zappa.
Symptoms are:
Hurting to pee It reaching out and grabbing your meat And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets
Joe: I've made a horrible discovery!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel like a pair of maracas and please don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!
A combination of good and looks into glooks. The two previous words together means good looking out for me. Glooks is just a shorter combination of the two words making more easily said. Thus "glooks" was born. Its pronouced "Gluhkchs"
Pete: *hands max the bart*
Max: Glooks for the bart bro I appreciate it.