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A generally used and abused penis.

A penis used so much it may resemble the appendage of a hundred year old hobbit..
That dude has fucked way too many people. He must be sporting some serious gollum dick.
by trbrown May 05, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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