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Adventure Golfing 

Golfing while highly intoxicated, blazed, tripping, or a combination of the three. Golf carts are not mandatory but make the experience more fun. The goal of the game is not to win; in fact you probably will only play the first few holes. You may also golf better during adventure golfing.
George fell out of the golf cart during adventure golfing and got lost on the course.
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Muddy Golfing 

During intense intercourse, a man pulls his mighty warrior out of his partner, and forcefully shoves his balls into his partners dirty, unwashed booty-hole.
"Did you hear about Zach?"

"No, why?"
"He was Muddy Golfing with her during the fire works!"

"Really? That's awesome!"
Muddy Golfing by RandZIdeas July 6, 2014

Urban Golfing 

A drinknig gam invented at Washington College located in historic Chestertown, Maryland. Urban Golfing involves meandering around campus with a golf club, tennis ball, and large amounts of alocohol. One hits the tennis ball and follows the direction while consuming adult beverages.
It's nice today let's go urban golfing!
The art of using your penis as a golf club and swinging it at your friends head otherwise known as the golfball.
Carl Stephen Grider Jr and Rickie Lynn Price just went golfing. I bet Rickie's head is sore.
Golfing by carlgrider October 16, 2011

Goldwing Benefits 

Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a long 3 hour work day of tending to patio gardens and watching girls out of the window and not talking to them.
Executive: Yo Creeper, you should have seen this ducking girl at the pool. She was so hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.

bravo golfing 

Beating Guts. Having extremely rough and lenghtly sexual intercourse. The phonetic alphabet is used, taking the first letter from each word of "beating guts".
Ya bro I was bravo golfing last night, thats why I didn't answer your phone call.
bravo golfing by NORCALBL September 16, 2007
a very rich white persons sport who has millions of dollars and a big ass house.
i go golfing.
Golfing by best golfer May 15, 2010