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white dented spherical object designed to be smacked as hard as you can with an elongated titanium thing
john warren dropped his golf ball and i picked it up and he didnt even say thank you, cunt
by john_warren_is_a_cunt May 05, 2005
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A male slut, one who goes in and out of "holes" without feeling.
Damn Steven is such a golfball!
by sauce July 26, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A tool that can kill a skaggs.
I need to get more golf balls there are too many skaggs running around here.
by Jeratin September 07, 2009
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When a male ejaculates into plastic wrap and rolls it into the formation of a ball and throws it at his sexual partner
I didn't realize how freaky my girlfriend was until she asked for a golf ball.
by Maria Kelly May 12, 2016
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