golf is, if you notice, a seperate category from sports when you go to define your world link on urban dictionary. see for yourself. golf is not a sport. its for old men who cant do anything to active any more because they suffer from oldtimers. any one young that plays has a gay name like "tiger" woods. that name just places in your mind the sound of a tiger snarling(dosent it???). what are the chances that you are going to get a tiny ball in a whole over a couple a hundred yards away? then you get your fat lazy butt on an electric cart and tote your blueblood my poop dont stink and i am rich did i mention i am rich self over to the ball and try to make it in the whole. young people that play this just need an excuse to hang out with the boss or someone that they are trying to see how much brown they can possibly get on there nose.
i need to go wash my balls.
by who dat November 08, 2004
A sport for fatasses and nerds.
That fatass is golfing with that nerd.
by Alex May 26, 2004
A sport that should be played on one's own terms or not at all, where the course rules apply to scoring and decorum.
I can play golf because I play according to what's correct scoring.
by Enrique Wilson March 14, 2015

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