The only sport where a white kid can dress like a black pimp and not look stupid
black pimp: look at dat white boy! he a pimpin golf player, yo!
by Randolf April 13, 2004

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a great sport all in all, requires an unbeliveable amount of precision and skill, takes so much practice as most people will appreciate, milimeters off perfect strike and it's a shit shot, that is why golf is payed huge amounts in professional tournaments.

the fitness side of things is amazing most golfers are extremely athletic, aswell as walking a course which is about 4-5 miles long. it is a game 4 the fit!
golf seems the easyist thing 2 play in the world when u r playin well, and can also seems the hardest game in the worl when u r playin shit
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 19, 2009

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"Baseball, basketball and football players play golf when they retire. Pro golfers don't play baseball, basketball and football when they retire." - Rick Woodson
"Golf sucks, play football."
"I'm sure your grandpa wouldn't agree."
by FuqUrSport December 31, 2014

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Spelling the word "flog" backwards...
He planned to golf in the morning, but instead his dominatrix said he had to stay home because she was in the mood to flog him
by Panchoman Jr. November 07, 2006

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A sport that makes skill, mental strength, and patience as important as strength. Is infurating when you struggle. And amazing when you play well. A well struck golf ball is the purest feeling in the world, and is just enough to keep you coming back for more. You should give it a chance it's worth it. but be careful it has similar effects on you as meth ie: it's addicting
Just go watch tin cup things will make sense it's about golf
by Golfergal1234 July 04, 2013

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A fucked up game, designed by assholes to make schmucks get mad as hell and break their clubs and curse loudly. The only redeeming quality of the game of golf is that it provides a good excuse to ride around in a golf cart in beautiful places, wear funny shoes, smoke cigars, and consume large quantities of alcohol.
I played golf last week; I lost 25 balls, broke 6 clubs, and got kicked off the course, but not before I enjoyed a nice Honduran cigar and drank 17 Yuenglings.
Golf it the most incredible sport today.
by august22 December 11, 2016

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A sport where old white men can dress like homosexual pimps and no one will care.
Were you in the gay Leprechaun on your sweater that doesn't care on the golf course?
by M4s73r ch33f April 23, 2010

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