Boring game for the boring people.
You hit a small ball with a crooked stick and walk after it on a huge piece of land.
by Alex Panzer August 28, 2005
The act of having sex
I had a good game of golf with the missus last night

also, crazy golf: sex while drunk and unable to tell ur actually boning a shemale
by jiminy cricket August 29, 2003
You want 9 holes or 18?
by Sainsbury July 07, 2003
the white-man conspiracy sport
They try to get a white ball into the hole
Where is the hole located in the green
What does green signify? Fertility.
Fertility= Mother Earth
'Nuff said
John White: Hey we're white
Dave White: yes we are
*they both sit and think for a while*
John White: We really ARE white....
Dave White: Yea....wanna go play golf?
John White: Sure why not.
by JaeYangattack December 06, 2007
that white runny stuff that you put in your tea.
nip to the shop and get a pint of golf for us....
by fairy nuff September 20, 2003
Golf is synonymous with the word sleep. Playing golf is boring and thus induces someone to fall to sleep.
"Hey Monica what's Helen doing?"
"She's playing golf. She has school tomorrow"
by AzuAdamMikel January 19, 2009
1) A really dumb game that gives old guys excuses to get away from their wives to swing sticks at balls.

2) Originally stood for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
Heeeeeey Frank, listen I'm just a little horny, so waddya say we go play a little "golf"?
by violentchick15 October 22, 2007

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